Got Married in Vegas!!

You guys don't know me, but I'll share my news with you anyways. Got married in Las Vegas on the 4th! Whoo hoo. Totally unplanned. Why was everyone's first question, "To who?" I've been with my man for 4 years now. Weird, maybe they thought it was Elvis. Oh, the witness and minister looked like Kip and Pedro from Napolean Dynamite. It ruled.